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双语笑话|当你的朋友来闻花香的时候

来源:www.nbh0.com 2024-11-01
Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈)on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to come and eat that rice?" The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."两个美国人在一个朋友的墓前献上鲜花,这个时候他们看到附近一个日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米饭。一个美国人问道:你感觉你的朋友什么时间能来吃这类米饭呢?日本人答道:当你的朋友来闻这类花香的时候。


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